Brand New Custom Mouse for TF2 ..available from all low quality computer shops.

It's a pretty basic wireless mouse with no scroll so no quick weapon change and only one fire button so pretty much perfect all round. It's not the most accurate either but hey, suits me fine. I know Serious Cat has one too, lets just hope he doesn't discover what his 'W' key does or we'll all be in trouble.

Purple... If your wondering what all the buttons are to the left of the mouse, well thats called a keyboard. If you ever get round to buying one for your computer you may find that pressing some of the buttons 'or keys' allows you to actually 'move' around the 3D environment instead of standing still for hours like a fkin lame camping Darlek with flat tyres!!! Love you really xxx

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Some days it aint worth gnawing through the straps

n1

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Celestial is the coolest guy that has ever lived!

lol Sponge, u hard ass mutha fooka

BTW...i have one of the grey dongle things too.

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"Sincerely, and go fuck yourself;

What's a grey dongle thing?

I thinks its an RSA security key - it generates a number every few minutes/seconds which you can use to log in to things like internet banking... it proves you haven't just stolen some guy's username/password that was written on a bit of paper.

Excellent pic btw :-)

and there's no W on my keyboard - its worn out.

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"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried."

Well I can tell you the grey dongle is a spamming enhancement module for the TF2 Spam Mouse. It calculates trajectory angles and determines kill points from microvolt pulses sent from nerve synapse junctions direct to the mouse chassis/tin. i'e the greater the number of wrist jerks the higher the chance of a stickie explosion.

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So the more you masturbate the more kills you get? I always thought demoman was a perverted class but never in such way

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I love how you assume I'm using the W-key to walk forward. You'd be surprised about my keyboard/mouse setup/layout

Sponge is in da place

You read my mind

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you use the arrow keys cat?

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Celestial is the coolest guy that has ever lived!

no he uses S P A M instead of WASD

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“If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must Man be of learning from experience.”
-George Bernard Shaw

Nothing wrong with that

Nope, still not close... But I like the joke

Maybe start a poll?

I think you are using EDSF keys to move.

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